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im quitting school and becoming a superhero
who’s with me
please stop reblogging this we can’t all be superheroes
i’ll be the bad guy
i’ll be your girlfriend
I’ll be the butler
I’ll be that random citizen who doesn’t know what the fuck is going on
I’ll be the one who stalks you and figures out your secret identity.
(via icecreamveryloudlylarry)
*walks into walmart* “hello can i help you?” *runs out**runs back in dragging dead body* YEAH YOU CAN HELP
(via readallaboutlarrylove)
my mom is scREAMING downstairs right now about how there’s no chocolate.
“How can we NOT HAVE CHOCOLATE IN THIS HOUSE?”
“How is there NO CHOCOLATE???”
“DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT WE HAVE A WHALE HANGING FROM THE CEILING BUT THERE’S NO CHOCOLATE?”
(Source: jack-brocallahan, via get-yo-shit-together-mate)
my mind is telling me no
and my budget
my budget is also telling me no
(Source: theknightofsnark, via blameitonthelarry)
i’m glad we don’t have To hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live
(Source: teenwhoops, via readallaboutlarrylove)